Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident 9/30/09

This was the very last part of the book. Artemis goes in a big huge deactivated plasma tank while breathing very stale air from fairy police filtered air (not so filtered now is it?). He gets spotted by blood-thirsty, scaley goblins waiting on the edge of their seats for the signal to kill him. He then spots a television-like communicating system and runs for it while being chased by reptillian goblins. He then communicates with his friend, a centaur named Foaly. He then gets all the goblins to see a recorded clip of their elf leader talking honestly about betraying them, unfortunately, the goblins didn't have time to kill the elf because they got zapped by DNA coded cannons. Then, the co-leader... a bad mean... female... PIXIE... Opal Koboi... comes in the room, so Foaly broadcasts another clip about Briar Cudgeon, the elf I was talking about betraying HER! Neither one of those were fake either. Opal goes all pixie on him and beats him so hard that Briar turns to ashes by the plasma he fell into and Opal breaks her ribs... and it barely hurts her. Opal goes to fairy jail. Artemis finds his dad in Russia and they live HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!... for now... mwahahahaha!!!!